Bush's New Testment

Matthew 5:9 - "Blessed are the PEACEMAKERS, for they shall be called sons of GOD". Bush 5:9 - "Blessed are the WARMONGERS, for they shall be called sons of OIL Barons". Now the militant religious right wing extremists (BUSHwhackers) have rewritten the New Testament. Instead of all the books that were there, now there is only one book. The book of BUSH. This makes it easier for liberals to find the newly revised translated verses and help them understand the ways of the BUSH and in case any of you left wing extremists can't read, our fiscal conservatives offer a CD in English and you can get a copy of the CD in Espanol thru US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales as you cross the border, if he remembers to bring them with him as he greets you otherwise you will have to learn English and get the English version ( El Comprehendo! ). Psalm 55:21 - "His speech was smoother than butter, but his heart was War; His words were softer than oil, yet they were drawn swords." "W stands for WAR" Order my Anti-BUSH "W stands for WORST" T-shirt today for $5.75.